Friday Flip-Offs, 7/9 Edition

by kludgymom on July 8, 2010

Welcome to Friday Flip-Offs! No vlog this week… I’m actually on vacation, if you call spending 3 days at Six Flags with your two kids in ass-hot San Antonio while your husband works down there a vacation. But at least it’s a getaway!!!

Tomorrow I wil do my first Surprise Stalker incident, so be on the lookout for that!

Without further ado…

To my torso: FLIP OFF. You are way too long. Shirts always end up being crop tops on me. And believe me, no 40 year old should wear a crop top. I should have giant biceps from constantly pulling my shirts down to cover That Which People Don’t Want To See.

To the person that owes me $: FLIP OFF. I earned that $1,000 and it’s really humiliating to text, email, Facebook and call you {oh, and now blog) begging for the money I am entitled to. For you to totally ignore my requests is frustrating. Especially since you’re a friend. 

To my ovens: FLIP OFF. When did your calibration get out of whack? Not one cake this year has cooked in the amount of time directed by the recipe. Do you realize how much I bake? This is a BIG DEAL.

To the plumbing in our house: FLIP OFF. Last week, our shower head literally blew apart. 3 days ago, our kids’ toilet failed and needed replacing. 2 weeks ago, our master toilet overflowed and not in a good way. I already loathed these bathrooms, now it’s full on hate!

All better now. Now…go check out Lish at A Beautiful Mess…she’s joining in, ..as are some other bloggy friends! Link up and join the bloghop!

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Donna July 8, 2010 at 10:25 pm

Oh man, plumbing problems are the worst. I’m flipping off right along with you.
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Leanne July 8, 2010 at 10:46 pm

Great flip offs . . . today I’m going FLIP OFF this “my last post” comment thing that appears at the bottom of so many comments I leave – because it is NEVER current.

gigi927 July 9, 2010 at 12:15 am

have you tried registering your URL with comment luv? that allows it to be more current. theoretically :) but I had a problem with that that I had to troubleshoot in the commentluv forums.

Shell July 8, 2010 at 10:55 pm

I’d like to flip off my torso, too…only for being too short. Seriously, unless I get the super low rise, pants go up to my boobs. And then shirts go to my knees. It sucks.

gigi927 July 9, 2010 at 12:16 am

LOL. I figured that flip would have some people from the short torso side speak out too :)

Maureen July 8, 2010 at 11:03 pm

Ugh I hate people that borrow money and ‘pretend’ to forget about it. If you have the balls to borrow it in the first place at least have some to explain if you can’t pay it back like you promised. Great flip offs, girl!

gigi927 July 9, 2010 at 12:14 am

What’ s sad is that it wasn’t borrowed money. It was someone I was working for!

Natalie July 8, 2010 at 11:29 pm

Oh! Don’t even get me started on toilets overflowing!! The whole flood issue we had that I mention in my flip offs this week was caused by one damn toilet!

As for the torso, I understand.

I can’t wait to see what you’ve got up your sleeve tomorrow ;)
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gigi927 July 9, 2010 at 12:14 am

oh..did not realize your flood was due to toilet. ugh!!!! I appreciate your sympathy!

alicia July 9, 2010 at 12:30 am

Sorry to hear about your many plumbing issues. UGGH!! And I’m with maureen on your friend who won’t pay you back or at least fess up about it. Sorry your vaca wasn’t all that great. Hopefully you got some good pics? Or at least made some memorable moments?? Happy Friday!
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Maureen July 9, 2010 at 12:38 am

Ooh shucks! Sorry to hear that…I hope they’ll give you what is rightfully yours, girl!
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Pumpkin and Piglet July 9, 2010 at 12:56 am

Completely with you on the ovens! Mine has a mind of it’s own and seems to change from day to day. Like you, I bake a lot and most of the time have no idea how long it’s actually going to take! Oh for a decent oven. Great flips as usual!
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BLOGitse July 9, 2010 at 2:32 am

Flood in a house is pain!
Have a great Friday – you’re on holiday! :)
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Melissa July 9, 2010 at 7:01 am

Gigi! My daughter loves Six Flags!!!!! But, I get your frustration. Take it easy and drink some wine. They should have at least one place there that sells it.

I LOVED my gas oven in NY. They don’t so much use those in FL. It baked perfectly and always gave me the crispy crusts I love. Hope you’re able to resolve your oven problem and get you money soon!
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Tayarra July 9, 2010 at 7:43 am

Man, great flips this week! “Ovens”??? I can’t relate to the torso one, but I have fat stubby feet and I hate them. Especially in the summer time and when I am pregnant they swell and look horrible. They are identical to my dads. Fine for him, not so much for me. Have a great weekend!

Mamma Town July 9, 2010 at 8:49 am

That is so gross that someone wouldn’t pay you back! I blogged about our Texas trip and gave my MIL a pretty big flip off in the process this week! I can’t believe how you stand that heat there! You are a hero!
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MommaKiss July 9, 2010 at 10:54 am

so – sigh – i’m NOT flipping off this week. But still did a random post. i’m like Queen Random.

the money thing? The person should just be embarrassed by now. Jeez. Especially for work done.
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Carol July 9, 2010 at 11:03 am

I HAVE THE LONG TORSO ISSUE TOO!!!! I’m going to start sewing my own t-shirts….I will send you one=0)

I hate lending people money, grrrrrrrrrrr.

Have fun at Six Flags=0)

Have a great weekend,
xoxo,
Carol
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AmyBlam July 9, 2010 at 11:17 am

I FINALLY got mine up-I was crazy busy last night.
My torso is too short, my waist is literally a couple inches down from my boobs.
My oven is probably off but I try not to use it.
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Kendra July 9, 2010 at 11:34 am

WOW! Don’t you LOVE when people owe YOU money, but somehow you end up feeling like the bad person for asking for it back?! L-A-M-E! Flip off to all the borrowers who turn into guilt-trip givers!
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one cluttered brain July 9, 2010 at 12:10 pm

I hear ya on the plumbing! That stinks! Those kinda issues are the worst!
Have fun at 6 flags!!!
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Kristi {at} Live and Love...Out Loud July 9, 2010 at 12:30 pm

Ugh! That doesn’t sound like a great vacation. Why are we always left with the kids? So not fair! Sorry to hear about your plumbing issues. How frustrating! And the friend who owes you money for work you did? Loser!
Thanks for stopping by Gigi. Hope your weekend is a relaxing one at some point. Can’t wait to see your photos.

Kristi, Live and Love…Out Loud
@TweetingMama
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gigi927 July 12, 2010 at 8:07 am

oh no, I need to post photos! Ack!!! :)

Tonya July 9, 2010 at 12:51 pm

Great flip offs, as usual. I LOVE LOVE LOVE this meme and just can’t thank you enough for creating it or Natalie (Mommy of a Monster) for introducing me to it. It’s a virtual detox and I look forward to it every week!

Looking forward to tomorrow’s surprise. :)
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gigi927 July 12, 2010 at 8:07 am

Glad you like it Tonya and I’m happy you participate. Stll getting around to reading everyone’s flips from last Friday as I was out on vacation, then sick! Hopefully I get to them all before THIS Friday!

Aging Mommy July 9, 2010 at 1:13 pm

Oh I would KILL for a longer torso – I have (relative to my height which is short so everything about me is rather short) longish legs and no torso so shirts always hang way too low and sleeves? Never ending on my stunted arms!

We’re having an expensive home maintenance week also so I feel for you on the plumbing front.

We are off to Great Wolf Lodge tomorrow so will be having an equally “vacation filled” weekend!
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gigi927 July 12, 2010 at 8:06 am

Hope you liked Great Wolf…it’s on our to-do list as well. We had a great time at Six Flags Fiesta. Will be in Dallas first week of August, too!

Bethany July 9, 2010 at 1:59 pm

OOO…I hate being owed money. That bites. Hopefully your directness will get prompt results this time!
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lucy July 9, 2010 at 3:31 pm

Sounds like you’ve had a tough week with the sketchy oven and plumbing. Arg. Why do houses have to break!?

gigi927 July 12, 2010 at 8:05 am

I know. So frustrating, and always at inopportune times! I am back following you at your new home. Good job girl!

Jamie July 9, 2010 at 9:08 pm

Oy’, I’m gonna start by flipping off myself because it took me 10 minutes just to figure out how to comment, all because my brain stopped working 0_0

<3 the flip offs, although I'd flip off my torso for the exact opposite reason, it's so short, that shirts are too long because my chest is too big so I have to get bigger sizes, thus making the shirt ginormous and long :(
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The Mayor! July 9, 2010 at 9:46 pm

I gotta admit, I really love the idea of a flip off Friday…if I hadn’t already been knee deep in my funny Fridays, I would’ve had to join in!! Flip offs could qualify as funny though…yours did!! I empathize on the oven, I have a stinkin’ gas oven that cooks everything way differently…hate it!

I will definitely be keeping tabs on your stalking, what fun you are!!

:-D
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gigi927 July 12, 2010 at 8:04 am

I know, I watch your Friday funnies and think…WAH! I have my own meme, darn it! :)

Jessica July 12, 2010 at 2:11 am

This sounds like a meme I need to participate in. Is it ok to flip off those that actually read your blog, too?
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gigi927 July 12, 2010 at 7:49 am

Please join us! I’ll be putting up a linky this coming Friday but not doing flipoffs of my own as I am guest posting elsewhere. And yes, you can flip off whoever and whatever you want. I am always amazed at the creativity of the ladies on this meme and what they come up with to flip off :)

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