Welcome to Friday Flip-Offs! Get rid of your weekday angst! Meet some fab bloggers!
But first, some housekeeping.
Tomorrow, I have another Surprise Stalker victim lined up. You’ll like this one, I just know it.
Also, I got really inspired by the comments on my Unrequited Love post this week, and have come up with some fun bloggy things for the fall. They’re still cooking, but I plan to make some announcements about them in the coming weeks. I hope I can count on my Fab Flip Off Friends (FFOFs) to join me!
Finally, go enter the $150 Whole Foods gift card sweepstakes.
Okay. Without further ado…let the flips begin! It’s been a pretty good week, with getting to guest post over at ScaryMommy. But I can always find something to complain about.
To a certain realtor: FLIP OFF. You said you were going to show my house Monday. You realize that my house is not currently on the market. It is a pocket listing with a friend. It was not show-ready. That’s why I stayed up until midnight cleaning on Sunday, and 6 more hours on Monday. Then, you emailed our realtor and told him it was gonna have to be Tuesday. So I got to clean my house TWICE in two days. Then your client hated it.Yay.
To my dog: WOOF OFF. I know you’re old. I know you’re lazy and tired. I know we failed you by teaching you to use a dog door as a puppy, because apparently that did not teach you bladder control. But now that we don’t have a dog door, do you need to pee all over my dark green, scored-for-$120 Pottery Barn rugs? So that I can’t SEE that you’ve peed there? I can only SMELL it and have to divine where you’ve sullied the one nice decor item I own? And then discover that the pee has gone through the rug and caused black stains on our ugly but still hardwood floors?
To the people on a “budget” who aren’t on a budget: FLIP OFF. You’ve made the list twice this month. If you are buying multiple luxury items, you are not on a budget. Just FYI.
To Google Reader: Seriously. FLIP OFF. I’ve deleted blogs 3x in Reader. I’ve gone back into my Blogger (note: I don’t use Blogger anymore) dashboard and deleted them from there.Twice. Yet, there they still are. I am baffled as to how your stock price can be as high as it is when your ability to create a well-designed web product seems highly questionable.
All better now. Now…go check out Lish at A Beautiful Mess…she’s joining in, ..as are some other bloggy friends! Link up and join the bloghop!