Bloggy Boot Camp: A Song in Tribute

by kludgymom on October 25, 2010

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I attended Bloggy Boot Camp in Austin this past Saturday.

Everybody’s gonna write about how fun Boot Camp was and how great it was to meet other bloggers, and how we got some really cool swag. I decided to write a song about it instead.

I was also this week’s hostess for Pursey Galore, the bedazzled, sequinned bag that is the face of Project: Purse and Boots. Project: Purse and Boots is a project being run by my friend Lori at In Pursuit of Martha Points to raise awareness for the American Stroke Association. Pursey is traveling the country to different parties each week and partying it up with great women.

Here is my Tribute To Bloggy Boot Camp. This is sung to the tune of Camp Granada.

Hello readers, this is my stamp

On my day at Bloggy Boot Camp

Camp is full of information

They did great things with search engine optimization.

Look at Tiffany, she’s so pretty

Not to mention, very witty

I brought Pursey, to the sessions

All her sequins made a really good impression.

Working with brands? Gotta earn this.

So says Jessica, who writes Bern This

I showed Pursey to Tip Junkie

She dolled it up more and made it super funky.

Met some old peeps and some new peeps,

Drank with one peep, maybe two peeps.

Not one blogger was mean or vicious,

And I must say that the cheesecake was delicious.

Hire me! Big corporate brands

Just hire me! I’ve lots of fans

Don’t leave me  in bloggyland without a deal

I truly am for real.

Hire me! I need some money

Hire me! This isn’t funny

My hubs will repo my laptop

And pageviews will drop…

Kerri Case threw down the hammer

Told us all to watch our grammar

Jessica Gottlieb, who’s a Power Mom

Warned that privacy is so a ticking time bomb.

At the party, I brought Pursey

Pimped her out big, showed no mercy!

All the bloggers wanted to feel her

And Wonder, Friend actually tried to steal her!

Bloggy Boot Camp, it’s all done now

Wish I could have lots more fun now

Two thumbs up is how I’d rate ‘em

‘specially when we got to drool over Channing Tatum.

Thank you SITS girls, come back soon y’all

All the bloggers had a real ball!

My blog’s gonna be a winner!

Just as soon as I pull myself off of Twitter.

It was great fun to meet everyone and thank you again to Tiffany and all of the wonderful speakers and sponsors!

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{ 39 comments }

Tractor Mom October 25, 2010 at 9:15 pm

Too cute! I can’t wait to do a Bloggy Boot Camp. Are any come to the Southeast?
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Tiffany {SITS GIRLS} October 27, 2010 at 11:33 am

We will be in Atlanta Fall 2011!
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Yuliya October 25, 2010 at 9:24 pm

If only I was hip enough to know what Camp Granada is…
awesome job!
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kludgymom October 25, 2010 at 9:25 pm

google it on Youtube and listen.

Free Fun in Austin October 25, 2010 at 9:32 pm

Ha ha! That’s awesome (and informative, too).
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Amy October 25, 2010 at 9:35 pm

Hysterical. That cheesecake was good! And, of course, so were all the speakers.

Kerry October 25, 2010 at 9:35 pm

ha!! that was awesome! you have many hidden talents. I heart pursey!

ash October 25, 2010 at 9:47 pm

Holy hell, I was sitting at the next table over at Papadeaux.

Like two ships that pass in the night…
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Christina October 25, 2010 at 10:03 pm

Way to go Gigi, you are amazing girl. Send me all those awesome pics you took, gotta get a fix.
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Sherri October 25, 2010 at 10:23 pm

Oh, it sounds like so much fun! And how cool that it was relatively local and easy to get there!
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Morgan B. October 26, 2010 at 12:20 am

What a clever girl you are! That must have taken forever. I loved it!

That Pursey really gets around doesn’t she?

Alexandra October 26, 2010 at 12:50 am

All kinds of clever and funny with that post. I love how it worked out so well : the purse with you, in time for BBC, how close BBC was for you.

So very cool.

And your song idea is so very adorable.

I especially love the too true last line, “…as soon as I get off twitter.”

Amen.

Kelly October 26, 2010 at 7:00 am

Haha! You are so talented! I can’t wait to attend BBC Boston! I am even thinking of the one in Chi-town too, being it’s one of my favorite cities and a great excuse to visit! :)

I love pursey…so pretty.
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Mariah October 26, 2010 at 7:07 am

Oh I am so glad I know Camp Granada! Does that show my age??

So glad I got to put a voice to the face:) I wish I would have found you sooner! It was so great to meet so many amazing women! You are awesome sauce!
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alyson: common sense, dancing October 26, 2010 at 7:12 am

Wow! What a great song! I admire those that can write that way (I sure can’t. I’m not a poet and God knows I know it.)

I had a great time at BBC in Phila — left with lots to think about and do…and it was great to see Pursey there too! (If she ever gets serious about her own blog, we’re all in trouble — she’s been to a million BBC’s at this point!)
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liz October 26, 2010 at 7:17 am

Look at you getting all artsy! I totally appreciate the different kind of conference recap post, though. Like a breath of fresh air!
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Erin I'm Gonna Kill Him October 26, 2010 at 7:45 am

And I thought Power Balls were your only talent…

I hope he doesn’t repo your laptop, ha!

Joey @ Big Teeth & Clouds October 26, 2010 at 8:16 am

I want to meet this pursey galore, but I fear I’m way too boring for her/it!
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Kristin @ Peace, Love and Muesli October 26, 2010 at 8:29 am

That’s fantastic! Good for you. I love rhyming. I’m going to Blissdom this week and I can’t wait.

Maureen October 26, 2010 at 9:00 am

Girl, you are so talented! Looks like you had such a great time. If only I’m still there I would love to go to bloggy bootcamp :D
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Lori @ In Pursuit of Martha Points October 26, 2010 at 9:33 am

Dear Miss Gigi, you’re so funny!

If I had some, I’d give money!

But instead I’ll offer my rhyme,

Cause Miss Pursey looks like she had quite the good time!
*****
Those are the best photos! I’ll need to email all the gorgeous models and thank them.

You are wonderful, dear woman!
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Brittany Ciara October 26, 2010 at 9:35 am

I will admit that I had to search for the song on YouTube first, but this is too cute! I didn’t know the story behind Pursey, but I’m glad that now I do! It was great meeting you! :)
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Elaine October 26, 2010 at 10:20 am

This is so great! I was “singing” right along – ha! It was great to wave at you across the table but not great to not get to talk to you! Sorry we didn’t make that happen! Next time hopefully…

Kelley October 26, 2010 at 10:20 am

It was fun hanging out with that purse! The stories she told…wow! Such a cool girl, that purse. Hey, who took that picture of you and Jessica Bern? She must be some kind of photographer! :)
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Shell October 26, 2010 at 10:43 am

I think this might be the best conference recap ever.
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Adelle @ ready...GO!...get set October 26, 2010 at 10:58 am

That. Was. Awesome.

(except that I will be humming Camp Granada all day, now).

MommaKiss October 26, 2010 at 11:41 am

You’re so clever. [and now? hello mudder, hello fadder will be in my head ALL DAY].

I’m getting a turn w/ Pursey. That’s Right. I think I might fit inside her!

Nataile October 26, 2010 at 12:26 pm

You are so clever, my friend!! Sounds like you had a blast :)
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Hutch October 26, 2010 at 12:39 pm

What a creative way to spin that! We used to have to make up songs like that at dance camp. I’m not sure I have it in me anymore.
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Ashley @ Just Another Mom of 2 October 26, 2010 at 12:57 pm

Such a fun way to do a recap post! There are so many out there, this one really made me laugh!
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Mrs.Mayhem October 26, 2010 at 1:23 pm

Awesome! Sounds like a blast!

joann mannix October 26, 2010 at 1:30 pm

Hi Geeg!

You are just a blogging force of nature, my friend! I’m so glad you had a good time and your song is just perfectly bad ass terrific. I’ve been out of town, but I’m back now and hopefully we can reconnect now that we can both settle down just a bit.
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SaucyB October 26, 2010 at 4:35 pm

That’s right – I remember you were going to this. I had a great time at the Philly event. The SITS girls create such an inclusive atmosphere.

Love the song – always original. :-)

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Jessica October 26, 2010 at 11:48 pm

I’m going to have to Google that song, too. Whatever the tune is, I’m sure you were right on!

So honored I won Pursey’s goodies! Soooooo lovely to meet YOU!

Tiffany {SITS GIRLS} October 27, 2010 at 11:35 am

HILARIOUS.

This song is simply awesome.

It was so great meeting you- thanks for being the pursey ambassador!
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Helena October 27, 2010 at 3:45 pm

This is gonna be stuck in my head all day…

Jennifer October 28, 2010 at 8:08 am

I agree with Shell, best conference recap ever. Now I think I want to go and hide mine! LOL So glad I got to sit with you at dinner and talk about all things blog. :)
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kludgymom October 28, 2010 at 9:10 am

Likewise! it was a blast and great to meet you!!!

Crystal & Co October 29, 2010 at 9:48 am

Totally awesome!

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