Deer Nise Ladees:
This is Boy Wondr and Litl CEO. Are Momy is not Momy uf the Yeer.
This is a pikchur of Momy.
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Wen it’s our birfdays, she lets us eet cake for brekfist. That is not soopr helthy.
She puts hrself in tyme outs all the tyme.
She stays on her puter wen she is spose to feed us. Sumtymes we mak peenut butr and jely samiches so she can bee on her puter.
She reepeets the saem words ovr and ovr to us. Lik, u kidz are drieving me nuts. Or wat is the matr with u. Or stopit stopit stopit. or for the luv of God pleeze keep ur hands to urslves. she shud not tak abowt Jesis that way.
She duznt allwayz mak us tak a baf evry nite. and ther is durt in are feengrnals. Litl CEO has tuthpast stuk in her hare.
Are howse smels lik dog pee. and ther are stayns all ovr the carpt.
wen she gets soopr mad she skrunchs her teef togethr and maks a fase lik a skaree pit bull doggy
wen she drivs her car she cals allot of peepl crazee drivrs and jakhols and idyuts and yells reelee, are u KIDDNG me.
wee theenk she mite tell embarsing storees of us on her puter. lik the tyme boy wondr put poopee undrwar in hiz dressr. wy wud she do that?
shee tawks to hrself wen she shops at wall murt.
shee has saggee pom poms. and she is old and rinkly.
so wee theenk that she shud win this trofee. thankxs you.
littl ceo and boy wondr
——————–this post was written as a submission to the fun contest of “Not Mom of the Year”, which is being sponsored by Life Without Pink and The Mommyologist. There’s still time to submit your entry if you haven’t already!
No children were harmed during the writing of this post.
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I am DYING laughing! I love this so, so much!
Bethany´s last [type] ..On Globes And Pencil Sharpeners
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!! freakin’ hilarious! OMG…sagee pom poms. dying….
Kerry´s last [type] ..Its Vlogging At Its Best Or Not
that’s an actual comment from my son.
Haha. Too funny girl. I’m wondering if they actually spelled those words for you. Haha. LOL!
alicia´s last [type] ..20 Lessons I Learned at Adventureland
I have firsthand knowledge of beginner spellers. I spelled those all myself, pretending I was a kindergartener/first grader.
That is a work of art, GIGI.
Pure brilliance…you did it like no other.
I adored this!!!!!!!!!!!
Alexandra´s last [type] ..What Is Cool About Summer Vacations by Baby E
thanks gal
ROFL OMG, brilliant girl! I’m so loving this, Gigi! Hahahaha
Thankxs you fo syaring
thanks for comin’ by, as always
LOVE IT! Very creative!! Oh and I give myself time outs a lot. My boys will still pound their fists on my door until I come out but some days I just need to be by myself!
Great job – thanks for entering!
thank God for late night moments of inspiration
This was hilarious!!! I love the part about “she talks to herself at Walmart.” I talk to myself ALL the time and I’m sure my son always wonders what the hell I’m doing.
Thanks so much for entering!!
it’s the only way to function as a parent, talking to onself, right?
They hit below the belt with the saggy pom poms.
Literally.
Joey @ Big Teeth & Clouds´s last [type] ..Slow signers
LOL. Nice. Hey, I realized somehow you must’ve fallen off my feed. Need to go sign back up! I’m glad you commented.
I’m already in a time out today, and the kids are still sleeping…loved this post!
Oh man, I love this. Hilarious!
Beth´s last [type] ..My Dream Job
Love it! I talk to myself when I go shopping too.
hey girl i met you at the bean chat this morning
Omg that was too funny.. im seeing a lot of these from the kids point of view my fave LOL
OMG, that is too funny! Love it! I really need to start using the name jackholes!!!! It took me the longest time to read this, but completely worth it!
sounds like you’ve got this locked up! At least if the little ones have anything to say about it…too funny.
amber´s last [type] ..A New Way to Look at Pole Dancing
scary face like a pit bull? saggy pom poms? oh low. dying over here.
SO needed the laugh. If you don’t win, I’ll make you a trophy just for shits & giggles.
MommaKiss´s last [type] ..Tears and Torpedos
sweet! a mommakiss trophy!!! i can only imagine what you’d come up with!
THAT is hilarious. I am not familiar with this not mom of the year-I may have already won that when I posted about why bratchild would need therapy and then caused the internet hate war of some month in the year 2010.
I should let the kid write about me-maybe today since I just bought her a 6 month membership to Club Penguin. I am not above bribes-I think that puts me in the running.
AmyBlam´s last [type] ..One flew over the Blam nest
it’s going on at Life Without Pink and The Mommyologist.
I think bribes get a bad rap, by the way.
Wait.
I’m not sure how to take this comment.
:p
MommaKiss´s last [type] ..Tears and Torpedos
Hilarious. Love that spelling.
Catch the Kids´s last [type] ..New Age Dress-ups
I’m 33 and my parents and hubs can STILL bribe me. I’ll do anything for a “prize.” Sounds nicer than bribe…
AmyBlam´s last [type] ..One flew over the Blam nest
Dying. I love it! Thanks for a great laugh!
This is soooo funny. I can not stop laughing. I haven’t read the other posts but you definitely deserve the prize. Thanks so much for sharing.
asimplekitchen´s last [type] ..Honey Buffalo Chicken Wings
Hilarious! Also? I think my children would like to sign their names to it and submit it to HR over here. Glad to know I’m not the only one!
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I think a sandwich making station at kid level is a good idea!
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Hilarious!!!!
I’m just going to go ahead and echo what everyone else has said – that was hilarious, and clever as hell. Love it!
Chelsea´s last [type] ..186 Way to Die
thanks for reading! It was a blast to write.
OMG this is soooooo funny!!! I had tears coming down my face I was laughing so hard!!!!
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